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4 Unthankful Movies from Redbox for November – ‘Mechanic: Resurrection’ & More

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[dropcap]T[/dropcap]here’s a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, but these stinkers from Redbox are not among them. Look, I know all the gorging on roast turkey and Halloween candy will make you do stupid things at the grocery store or gas station. But, please, try to avoid these titles at Redbox kiosks this November. There’s only four this month so it won’t be that hard.

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Read more to see the worst Redbox titles of November, including Mechanic: Resurrection:

#1. Nine Lives

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Barry Sonnenfeld (Men in Black) has truly hit rock bottom with this most baffling of family comedies built specifically for Redbox. Kevin Spacey plays a rich snob that neglects his family, only to have his soul transferred into a cat. As a cat, Spacey must reconnect with his family in his feline form or he’ll be a cat forever.

I’ve seen many of these tired pet movies with a similar premise from Redbox, but not with the talents of Kevin Spacey, Christopher Walken and Jennifer Garner. Believe it or not, I actually expected better from Sonnefeld as well. A strong contender for the worst movie of the year, Nine Lives is loaded with cheap special effects, cat slapstick and more boozing than I ever thought possible in a family movie.

#2. Mechanic: Resurrection

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Who asked for a sequel to Jason Statham’s forgettable action picture The Mechanic? How many Redbox rentals of the original did it take for this movie to be made? There’s nothing worth returning to this character for; Statham merely trots around the globe fighting mercenaries almost effortlessly.

Not only is this type of action routine, it’s schizophrenic! This script can’t decide what the hell it wants to be, bobbing between brutal action, thrilling action and campy-stupid action, never hitting the mark on any of them. There’s no major change to the protagonist as he fakes his death once more in anticipation for another sequel. And if you rent this at Redbox, I’m sure that horrible little dream will come true.

#3. Yoga Hosers

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Kevin Smith has come a long way since Clerks. A director who once tapped into knowing dialogue of frustrated young employees now turns his daughter and her friend into annoying jokes. The latest in Smith’s horror trilogy, spinning off from 2013’s Tusk, Yoga Hosers finds convenience store clerks Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp facing off against Nazi Smurfs. No, seriously, they’re pint-sized Nazis. They defeat these tiny monsters by using their yoga moves. No, seriously, they actually do.

Johnny Depp additionally pops up as a poor man’s excuse for Inspector Clouseau with a comically fake mustache. And, as if all that weren’t farfetched and silly enough, Smith and Depp sing far too many songs that it makes one wonder if this wasn’t intended to be a musical. With bad acting, swing-and-miss comedy and lacking in any true suspense, it’s a trainwreck of a Smith production that’s destined to be one of this year’s worst at Redbox.

#4. The Wild Life

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If this cheap animated picture slipped under the radar of your family, consider yourself thankful. The Wild Life attempts to portray the adventures of Robinson Crusoe through the eyes of talking animals that surround him. But this is far from the likes of Pixar or DreamWorks in that we follow personality-free characters with no memorable lines, jokes or arcs. The only consistent villain in this picture is a pair of cats fighting to feed their kittens, but there’s no arc to them either: just an excuse for slapstick. It’s not the least bit surprising that the American release was titled The Wild Life instead of its original title, Robinson Crusoe. Nobody wants to see a Robinson Crusoe movie at Redbox and bring it home only to discover fart jokes and tired slapstick.

[author title=”About the Author” image=”http://popstermedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mark_mcpherson-300×221-150×150.jpg”]Movie Reviewer Mark McPherson has been all about movies since working at a video store in his youth. His talents range from video editing to animation to web development, but movies have always been his passion to write about.[/author]

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17 of the Most Fetch Back-to-School Movies

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[dropcap]I[/dropcap]t’s back to school time! Tragically, that means summer is coming to an end. On the other hand, that doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun celebrating the impending school year with some of our favorite back-to-school movies.

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Whether our favorite back to school movies are set in the mean halls of a high school or a rowdy frat house at a college campus, these back-to-school movies will actually make school seem (gasp!) exciting.

Here are our 16 favorite back to school movies:

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All Marvel Movies Ranked from Worst to Best – Including Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2!

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has just landed in theaters, and Marvel fans everywhere are already obsessing over Baby Groot. Not to mention Rocket, Drax, Gamora and Star-Lord, of course! But where does Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 fit in with the rest of the Marvel movies?

We’ve even taken this a step further beyond MCU movies; did you know that Marvel has been involved in making superhero movies long before Marvel characters like Chris Hemsworth lit up the screen as Thor and Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange?

That’s right, we’ve ranked all the Marvel films (we didn’t count made for TV movies), starting with the first major release back in the 1980’s, culminating with the release of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 in 2017. Check it out and let us know what you think!doctor-strange-green

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47. Fantastic Four (2015)

Fantastic Four was the worst rated Marvel movie of all time according to fans and critics. Flame off please.fantastic-four-2015-still

Rotten Tomatoes: 9% Critics, 19% Audience

Box Office: $168 million

 

46. Howard the Duck (1986)

Screw villains, Howard the Duck is the creepiest Marvel character around.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 13% Critics, 38% Audience

Box Office: $38 million

 

45. Man-Thing (2005)

Does anyone even remember this movie coming out?

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Rotten Tomatoes: 17% Critics, 12% Audience

Box Office: $1.1 million

 

44. Captain America (1990)

Yes, there was a Captain America movie before Chris Evans. Though only released theatrically in the UK, ‘Captain America’ remains a hard core fan favorite, despite lacking the specials effects of modern marvel movies.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 0% Critics, 16% Audience

Box Office: $10,173

 

43. Elektra (2005)

Ahhh, the good old days when Jennifer Garner had her Alias fame to fall back on. Still not a good movie.

Rotten Tomatoes: 10% Critics, 30% Audience

Box Office: $56.7 million

 

42. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

Nicolas Cage with a flaming skull head is just too much to handle in one movie, let alone a sequel.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 17% Critics, 32% Audience

Box Office: $132.6 million

 

41. Daredevil (2003)

We can’t rank Daredevil last because simply because it made WAY too much money. But our thought is that we’d have been better off had Ben Affleck not taken the role of Daredevil during the peak of his frat-bro style years. #NotAFan

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Rotten Tomatoes: 44% Critics, 35% Audience

Box Office: $179.2 million

 

40. Fantastic Four (1994)

This movie was never actually released, but a few illegal copies made their way into circulation years later.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 29% Critics, 27% Audience

Box Office: N/A

 

39. The Punisher (1989)

Vigilante justice and revenge on those who killed his family is the name of the Punisher’s game. Staring Dolph Lundgren.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 28% Critics, 32% Audience

Box Office: $533,411

 

38. Fantastic Four (2005)

Not only was there a different Captain America in 1990, but Chris Evans also played a different superhero. We MUCH prefer him as Steve Rogers.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 27% Critics, 45% Audience

Box Office: $330.6 million

 

37. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

Chris Evans returns! Thank goodness he got out in time to play Captain America.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 37% Critics, 51% Audience

Box Office: $289 million

 

36. Punisher: War Zone (2008)

A pattern of vengeance turns the whole city of New York into a war zone. Staring Ray Stevenson.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 27% Critics, 42% Audience

Box Office: $10.1 million

 

35. Ghost Rider (2007)

Nicolas Cage played stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze in a battle against the devil in this mediocre-at-best movie.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 26% Critics, 48% Audience

Box Office: $228.7 million

 

34. Blade: Trinity (2004)

Good or bad, Wesley Snipes makes the Blade movies classics.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 25% Critics, 59% Audience

Box Office: $128.9 million

 

33. Hulk (2003)

Oddly enough, critics enjoyed (but fans hated) the Eric Bana-helmed Hulk.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 61% Critics, 29% Audience

Box Office: $245.4 million

 

32. The Punisher (2004)

Despite John Travolta’s appearance in The Punisher, fans found the movie somewhat enjoyable. Starring Thomas Jane.

 Rotten Tomatoes: 29% Critics, 63% Audience

Box Office: $54.7 million

 

31. X-Men: Apocalypse 

Even with a plethora of characters and a massive battle scene at the end ‘Apocalypse’ didn’t quit live up to the rest of the X-Men franchise.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 48% Critics, 69% Audience

Box Office: $543.9 million

 

30. Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Toby Maguire’s last stint as Spider-Man was his worst.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 62% Critics, 51% Audience

Box Office: $890.9 million

 

29. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

Though Hugh Jackman gave it his utmost, he couldn’t rescue this film.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 38% Critics, 59% Audience

Box Office: $373.1 million

 

28. X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

Plenty of action, little character development.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 58% Critics, 62% Audience

Box Office: $459.4 million

 

27. Blade II (2002)

Guillermo del Toro directed the middle installment of the Blade trilogy.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 57% Critics, 68% Audience

Box Office: $155 million

 

26. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

In general, fans were happy that this movie felt exceptionally comic-booky.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 53% Critics, 65% Audience

Box Office: $709 million

 

25. The Wolverine (2013)

The Wolverine heads to Japan to face his inner demons. Critics praised the film for being true to the comics.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 69% Critics, 69% Audience

Box Office: $414.8 million

 

24. Blade (1998)

“If you wanna survive it, you better learn to pull the trigger!”

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Rotten Tomatoes: 54% Critics, 78% Audience

Box Office: $131.2 million

 

23. The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Edward Norton was finally able to show off his rage issues.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 67% Critics, 71% Audience

Box Office: $263.4 million

 

22. The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Andrew Garfield made his debut as Spider-Man with positive impact, despite Tobey Maguire’s series just finishing up.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 72% Critics, 77% Audience

Box Office: $757.9 million

 

21. X-Men (2000)

Rebecca Romijn’s debut as Mystique was enough to win over the fanboys critics.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 81% Critics, 83% Audience

Box Office: $296.3 million

 

20. Spider-Man (2002)

Tobey Maguire made exploring his newfound powers loads of fun.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 89% Critics, 67% Audience

Box Office: $821.7 million

 

19. Iron Man 2 (2010)

Iron Man 2 was a bit played out after the first film, but it was still loads of fun.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 72% Critics, 72% Audience

Box Office: $623.9 million

 

18. Thor: The Dark World (2013)

The saving grace of Thor: The Dark World was the addition of more Loki.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 66% Critics, 78% Audience

Box Office: $644.6 million

 

17. Iron Man 3 (2013)

Despite some hodge-podge over Ben Kingsley getting cast as the Mandarin, Iron Man 3 was a box office success.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 79% Critics, 79% Audience

Box Office: $1.2 billion

 

16. Thor (2011)

As doofy as a blonde hammer-wielding hero could be, Chris Hemsworth brought heart and zest to the god of thunder.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 77% Critics, 76% Audience

Box Office: $449.3 million

 

15. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

It doesn’t get much more American than a man in a spangled outfit facing off against Nazis.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 80% Critics, 74% Audience

Box Office: $370.6 million

 

14. X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

Old favorites met up with new stars–what could go wrong?

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Rotten Tomatoes: 91% Critics, 92% Audience

Box Office: $747.9 million

 

13. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

The Guardians of the Galaxy made their raucous comeback this year. It didn’t quite match the heart and hilarity of the first one, but who doesn’t love Baby Groot?

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Rotten Tomatoes: 81% Critics, 90% Audience

Box Office: $732.9 million*

*Still showing in theaters

 

12. Ant-Man (2015)

Scott Lang’s (Paul Rudd) sticky fingers come in handy when he must carry out a thieving mission. Oh, and we can’t forget Antony.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 81% Critics, 86% Audience

Box Office: $519.4 million

 

11. X2: X-Men United (2003)

Critics and fans praised the well-executed plot and solid acting.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 86% Critics, 85% Audience

Box Office: $407.7 million

 

10. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

The second Avengers film was action-packed, fun and had some heartfelt touches.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 75% Critics, 84% Audience

Box Office: $1.4 billion

 

9. Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Critics loved this film for the great villain (Doctor Octopus) and deep emotional focus.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 93% Critics, 81% Audience

Box Office: $783.8 million

 

8. Big Hero 6 (2014)

Okay, so we didn’t realize this was a Marvel film until making this list. It’s pretty stinkin’ cute.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 89% Critics, 91% Audience

Box Office: $657.8 million

 

7. Deadpool (2016)

Deadpool was by far the raunchiest of the Marvel films so far, and we dig it.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 84% Critics, 91% Audience

Box Office: $778.6 million

 

6. X-Men: First Class (2011)

The star-loaded X-Men reboot (James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence and more!) wowed critics and fans alike.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 87% Critics, 87% Audience

Box Office: $353.6 million

 

5. Doctor Strange (2016)

Benedict Cumberbatch stars in Marvel’s newest release, and it’s been an instant hit with fans. Doctor Strange even helped push Disney past the $6 billion mark for 2016–it’s only the second time a studio has made that much in a year.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 90% Critics, 91% Audience

Box Office: $677.7 million

 

4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Packed with action and a hefty dose of political reality, this movie became an instant hit with fans. Not to mention, the Winter Soldier himself is pretty bad-ass.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 89% Critics, 92% Audience

Box Office: $714.4 million

 

3. Iron Man (2008)

Robert Downey, Jr.’s simple line, “I am Iron Man” sealed the deal.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 94% Critics, 91% Audience

Box Office: $585.2 million

 

2. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

It’s got killer tunes and quite possibly the weirdest characters ever, but somehow it works.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 91% Critics, 92% Audience

Box Office: $773.3 million

 

1. (Tie) Captain America: Civil War (2016)

This movie was practically a better Avengers movie than Age of Ultron.

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Rotten Tomatoes: 90% Critics, 91% Audience

Box Office: $1.1 billion

 

1. (Tie) The Avengers (2012)

With an all-star cast including Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey, Jr., Mark Ruffalo and Scarlett Johansson, Marvel’s The Avengers managed to balance non-stop action with humor and wit.

 

Rotten Tomatoes: 92% Critics, 91% Audience

Box Office: $1.5 billion

 

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Top 7 Mila Kunis Movies and TV Shows You Need to Watch

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[dropcap]S[/dropcap]he’s cute. She’s sassy. She’s one of the hottest actresses around. But are there any Mila Kunis movies and TV shows that slipped under your radar?

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From hilarious comedies to psychological dramas, Kunis has had a well-rounded career. We’re choosing to ignore the little mishap that was Oz the Great and Powerful when praising her works, though.

Take a look out our top 5 Mila Kunis movies and TV shows you can’t miss:

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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Kunis is irresistible as the Hawaii-dwelling babe helping Jason Segel get over his ex-girlfriend (played by Kristen Bell). In addition to their adorable chemistry, who can forget Segel’s hilarious vampiric musical stylings?

2. That ’70s Show

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Okay, so you probably didn’t miss this one. But who doesn’t want an excuse to rewatch Mila Kunis in her breakout role as Jackie Burkhart?

3. Black Swan

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Kunis plays a ballerina opposite Natalie Portman in this psychological thriller. As the two girls compete to play the lead character in Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake, their dark and twisted sides begin to emerge. Of all the Mila Kunis movies and TV shows, this one is the most highly acclaimed. This film was nominated for five Oscars, and Portman earned a win for best actress.

4. Family Guy

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Mila Kunis herself doesn’t appear in this animated hit, but her voice does! She voices Meg Griffin, the unfortunate daughter in the Griffin family.

5. Bad Moms

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What’s motherhood really like? Well, Bad Moms shows that becoming a mother doesn’t always change people. In fact, sometimes it’s an excuse to have even more fun.

6. Friends with Benefits

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Okay, so this movie may not garner the critical acclaim of Black Swan, but it sure is fun. Plus, who wouldn’t like watching Justin Timberlake and Kunis flirting? Things get complicated when the two of them try to have fun by adding sex to their friendship.

7. Ted

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Even as the exasperated girlfriend, Mila Kunis manages to be endearing. When Mark Wahlberg wishes for his childhood teddy bear Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) to come to life, he finds himself still hanging out smoking pot and not getting much accomplished 30 years later. Kunis tries to get him back on track, but sometimes it takes drastic measures.

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